Blarney!

As you can imagine, we heard enough little Irish quips to write a book, here are just a few for you to enjoy;

• 1.       In Ireland it only rains between showers.

• 2.       People ask if Ireland ever has summer, their answer was, we had it last Tuesday.

• 3.       Ireland, the land of eternal winter.

• 4.       A red light when crossing a street means run fast (even Rylie reminded us of that later).

• 5.       Oscar Wilde, “We’re all lying in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars.”

• 6.       An Irish Gay is a fella who prefers women to drink.

• 7.       A man was late getting home one night and was in trouble with the Mrs., he said “don’t worry, I bought something for the house!”  Wife says “oh yea, what?”  Husband replies, “A round of drinks!”

• 8.       An Irish man goes to visit Australia, while at customs he is asked if he has a criminal record and the Irish man says, “oh, do I still need one of those to get in?”

• 9.       After paying for something at Starbucks there is no need to wait for change, it ain’t comin!

• 10.   We have two elbows, one for leaning on the bar and the other for getting studious ones out of the way!